Monday, March 17, 2008

200 ghosts

Funky's mom has a hurt knee. The doctors couldn’t do anything so she went to a spiritualist. He told her that she’s being haunted by 200 ghosts of her deceased family members. Apparently, she somehow found the grave of one of them and moved them to a better grave. Now, all the rest of them have come to her house, too. The ’doctor’ says she needs to go find and dig up the 200 bodies and move them all - but a shared burial plot is OK, just as long as they’re recognized. What a pain in the ass! Apparently, however, ghosts won’t follow you if you have to a foreign country. You’re "off the radar". Sweet!! So I’m ghost free I guess.

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